Goose Poop
Somebody please write some music to sing this to! Enjoy some of my brain farts.
INTRODUCTION
VERSE 1
I never ever wanted to step in the goose poops.
Those honkin’ turds are just beyond my available words,
But I’ll try to recount my steps
I never ever woke up so early in the morning.
I tried hard to block that loud-ass alarm clock,
But I got out of bed anyway
I never ever drink coffee yet I needed caffeine.
Slowly I dressed and hardly looked my best,
But importantly I wasn’t unkempt
I never ever imagined I’d have to drive to work.
Rather a tall, multi-stage rocket or some portal that fits in my pocket,
But now all I know is traffic
CHORUS
Shaped like Tootsie Rolls but two times the size,
Goose poops are massive and covered in flies.
When I come upon a goose poop, it’s a big disgrace,
That ashy, grassy stuff is all over the place!
VERSE 2
I never ever wished to make a spreadsheet.
It is boring to turn tables from a cell even ‘though all our sales fell,
But I make a tasty pie chart
I never ever park my car below the trees.
Those branches are full of sap and all other sorts of crap,
But they certainly are majestic
I never ever walk on grass in my work shoes.
Where once a path lied now concrete sat and dried,
But there was a longer way I ignored
I never ever cared to know much about birds.
Thought nearly nothing of a fuzzy little gosling,
But I suppose they are cute
CHORUS
Shaped like Tootsie Rolls but three times the size,
Goose poops are massive and covered in flies.
When I come upon a goose poop, it’s a big disgrace,
That ashy, grassy stuff is all over the place!
VERSE 3
I never ever will think goslings are cute.
They left much residue all over the soles of my new shoes,
But not one was around to chastise
I never ever have a choice in the matter.
Excrement will be stuck wherever I walk, talk, or fuck,
But I’ve definitely done my duty
BRIDGE
Honk, honk, honky, honk, honk, honk!
Honk, honk, honky, honk, honk, honk!
Honk, honk, honky, honk, honk, honk!
Honk, honk, honky, honk, honk, honk!
CHORUS
Shaped like Tootsie Rolls but four times the size,
Goose poops are massive and covered in flies.
When I come upon a goose poop, it’s a big disgrace,
That ashy, grassy stuff is all over the place!
These geese aren’t Canadian at all seeing as they ain’t that polite!
INSTRUMENTAL & FADE
